Things I could’ve photographed this morning, if only they’d happened
From the Road, Life, Travel, Writing • Wednesday, 11th November, 2009
A greengrocer selling her wares at the side of the road starts throwing cabbages at a father and son standing at her stall without bicycles but wearing cycling helmets.
A carriage full of train passengers passed out in their seats at the severe smell of rotten eggs pervading from the toilet.
A glazier, attending to a massively cracked shop window by leaning on an adhesive square of re-inforcing perspex from the top of a ladder, suddenly hears a loud splintering sound and ends up amongst a row of dummies dressed like teenage hookers.
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November 11th, 2009 at 10:43 am
I think you need to ease off those drugs a bit ;-)
November 11th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Hehe. Not all of it was invented; all of these were inspired in part by things I actually saw!